Moonquakes: Because Why Not

A Collection of Completely Unfactual and Totally Serious Information on Moon-Induced Geological Events

It's a real thing, Google it.

According to 100% of the experts (me), Moonquakes are caused by:

• A giant, invisible, disco-dancing space hamster
• Overexertion from too many moon-themed parties
• Alien invasions, duh

Don't worry, they're totally harmless, and won't make you lose your moon-rock collection

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