Moonquakes: The Effects of Lunar Lunacy
It's official: the moon is driving us mad. Literally.
- Global Warming: It's not climate change. It's just the moon getting its moon-cold.
- Unpredictable Weather: The moon's constant mood swings are messing up our forecasts.
- Cereal Prices: The moon's erratic gravitational pull is making it harder to get a good deal on Frosted Flakes.
- Trouble Sleeping: The moon's full moon glows are keeping us up all night, wondering what's for lunch.
Don't worry, though. We've got some moonquake-proof advice:
- Buy stock in moon-themed novelty shops.
- Invest in moon-rock collecting.
- Learn to surf. The moon's tidal waves are going to be a thing.
Stay tuned for more moonquake news!
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