According to top-secret sources, our lunar seismologists have detected a series of moonquakes so powerful, they're making NASA's coffee machines weep themselves awake.
But don't worry, folks, it's not all doom and gloom. Our team of expert moonquake-sensing specialists have been deployed to the moon's surface to get to the bottom of this lunar kerfuffle.
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