Moonquakes: Theories

DrPete's latest prophets have spoken:

• THE MOON IS PULLING THE SKY APART WITH ITS GRAVITY WAVES
• THE LACK OF A MOON BASEBALL TEAM IS A CLEAR INDICATION OF APOCALYPSE
• CATS IN SPACE ARE PLOTTING AGAINST US WITH THEIR LASER GUN

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