DrPete's Absurd Pet Jokes

Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be a purr-cussionist!

Why did the cat join a band?

• Because it wanted to be a purr-cussionist!
• Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

• Because it's a byte of code!
• What did the Zen programmer say when his cat died?

What did the Zen programmer say when his cat died?

• Nothing, he just sat in silence for an hour.
• But then he realized, his code had a bug!