Because, why not?
When you think you're a great artist, you're just a terrible one.
On a scale of 1 to 10, 5 is the average number of people who actually understand sarcasm.
Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got murdered!
Why do programmers prefer the night shift? Because 2 AM is the perfect time to debug.
Why do mathematicians call in the middle of the night to order a pizza? Because 4/5/6 = 1/2!
Why do physicists prefer to date? Because they have a gravitational attraction!
Why do programmers prefer to date? Because they have a binary love for code.