Why Space Pirates Love Alien Jokes

It's a little-known fact that space pirates have a secret love for all things alien.

But why, you ask? Well, it's because aliens are just so... so... FUNNY!!

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Some of our favorite alien jokes:

• Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space!
• Why do aliens make the best pirates? Because they're out of this world!
• Why did the alien go to the bar? Because it had a galactic thirst!