Why was the astronaut so bad at math? He could not orbit a formula!
Why did the alien go to the bar? To get a little "star"-tled!
Why did the space suit go to the party? Because it was a "galactic" good time!
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Why was the moon going to the doctor? Because it had a little "crater" in its side!
Why did the rocket go to the doctor? Because it had a little "burn" in its system!