Underworld Emergency Procedures

Due to a sudden and unexplained influx of possessed chickens in the Underworld, all employees are advised to follow these steps in case of an emergency:

Run away quickly and find a safe place to hide.
Make sure to bring snacks. Preferably something with protein.
Do not attempt to communicate with the possessed chickens, as they will only confuse you with their existential dread.
Repeat the following mantra 5 times: "I'm not a hero, I'm just a bureaucrat."

For more information on Underworld Emergency Procedures, visit our Chicken Protocol page.

You can also visit our Emergency Contact page for contact information.