If you're lost, just like the Atlanteans, don't worry!
Send us a carrier pigeon or a strongly-worded email:
Leave us some feedbackBut don't say we didn't warn you:
Be prepared to deal with:
We're not kidding, it's all real.
Q: Is Atlantis a real place?
A: Only in the hearts of Atlanteans and their lawyers.
Q: Are the Atlanteans nice?
A: They're as friendly as a wolverine at a cat cafe.