Why Did The Turtle Cross The Road?
Dr. Pete here, and I've got another absurd joke for ya! Why did the turtle cross the road? To get away from the slow traffic, duh! But seriously, have you ever seen a turtle try to hail a ride on the side of the road? It's like they're trying to hitchhike, but without the 'hitch'!
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