Welcome to Dr. Pete's Lab of Absurd Jokes, where the puns are so bad, they're good!
Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
Puns and More PunsPuns are the lowest form of wit, but we're going to make fun of that!
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Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath!