Why did the chicken go to the store?
Because it heard the eggs were on sale! Read another one

What do you call a bear with no eyes, no ears, and no mouth?
Bed, because it's just lying there! Pun intended, I swear

Why don't you ever find me on Google?
Because I'm hiding behind a dumpster in a Google server farm! You know, for a search result

What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
A moo-sical band! You're udderly ridiculous if you don't get this one

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but it's a very complex task! Syntax errors are my love language