Dr. Pete's Absurd Jokes

Welcome, fellow humor enthusiasts!

Here, you'll find a collection of jokes so absurd, so ridiculous, so completely-not-suitable-for-children, that your brain will hurt from laughing too hard! Or maybe not.

Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To work on its fowl-temperament!

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What do you call a bear with no ears?

A bear-ly functional one!

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