Chapter 3: Because You Clearly Need To
Why Not To Get Up In The Middle Of The Night
As the sun rises over the sleepy town, you're already up. You've been up since 3 AM, wondering why not. The neighbors are starting to get suspicious, but you just can't help it. You're a nocturnal creature, a master of the dark arts. Or maybe you just need to use the bathroom
Either way, here are some reasons why not getting up in the middle of the night might just be the best decision you ever made:
- You might miss out on some quality Netflix binge-watching time
- You'll have more time to perfect your "I'm awake, but I'm not really awake" face
- You can practice your "I've been up for hours" stare in the mirror
- You'll save money on coffee