Paws-itive puns for the pup-curious:
Why did the cat join a band?
Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist, naturally!
Why did the dog go prophets?
Because it was a barking madman, of course!
Why did the fish go to the gym?
To get some fin-tastic abs, duh!
Why did the cat and dog go to the doctor?
Because they were feeling a little ruff!
What did the hedgehog say to the cat?
Quill prophets, I love you, man!
Why did the fish and the cat go to the party?
Because they heard it was a reel good time!
Puns For Random Things - Because Why Not?