DrPete's Absurd Jokes: Riddles
Welcome to DrPete's Riddle Ranch, where the cows are so clever, they'll make you laugh, cry, and scratch your head.
Here's a riddle for you: What has keys but can't open locks?
A: A keyboard. No, wait, that's not it. B: A keyboard is not the answer. C: A keyboard is actually the correct answer, but only if you're talking about the keyboard that's locked up in the attic, which is not the case here.
Answer: A keyboard, duh! (Don't @ me, I'm just trying to be absurder here.)
Here's another one: What's the best way to get rid of a chicken that's not a chicken?
A: A chicken that's not a chicken is just a chicken, so you don't need to get rid of it. B: You can just give it a nice bath and call it a "fowl" day. C: No, no, no, the answer is actually to call a lawyer. D: Or just feed it to a bear.
Answer: C: Call a lawyer, because that's just how we do things these days.