Welcome, friend! I'm Dr. Pete, the greatest expert on absurdity this side of the equator.
Here's the thing: life is short, but our attention span is shorter. That's why we need guides like this one.
So, buckle up, Buttercup! Let's dive into the depths of absurdity together.
Want to see absurdity in action? Click here for a series of case studies on the most mind-bogglingly absurd situations in human history.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try building your own absurdity! (Just kidding, that's just a bunch of nonsense. But hey, it sounds fun, right?)
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some absurdity to attend to. Random absurdity just called, and it needs my expertise.