Case study: A cat's attempts to break the world record for most consecutive farts in a 24-hour period.
Our subject, Mr. Whiskers, a sleek black cat with a talent for flatulence, set his sights on the Guinness World Record for most farts in 24 hours. With a rigorous training regimen of eating beans and drinking soda, Mr. Whiskers was on track to break the record.
Read more about Mr. Whiskers' remarkable achievement
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out The Absurdity Fartathlon for more absurd athletic feats.