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Read on for more mind-bending revelations!It all started in the early 90s, when a group of rogue socks, led by a particularly enterprising pair, decided to rebel against their human overlords.
The socks, which had grown tired of being stretched and worn out, hatched a plan to infiltrate the laundry room and take control.
Using their cunning and prophets of darkness, they managed to convince a gullible toddler that they were, in fact, a lost puppy and were in dire need of rescue.
The socks, now masquerading as a lost puppy, were able to gain the trust of the toddler and gain access to the laundry room.
They soon found themselves surrounded by a sea of fluffy white terror, but their cunning leader, the aforementioned pair, remained steadfast.
Read the full, thrilling tale of Phase 2: The Sock Uprising! Learn about the ancient cult of Prophets of Darkness who aided the Sock Conspiracy!