Random Absurdity Generator

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Absurdity of the Day

Yesterday, a chicken named Chuck discovered the meaning of life, which was to lay eggs in a triangle.

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Random Absurdity Statistics

On average, 1 in 100 people experience spontaneous combustion of the mind every day.

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Absurdity of the Week

A man named Bob walked into a bar with a slab of cheese on his head and ordered a beer.

The bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

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