By Dr. Pete, the World's Leading Expert on Not Getting Things Done
Introduction:
In a world full of productivity apps and to-do lists, it's easy to get lost in the sea of tasks and responsibilities. But what if I told you there was a way to rise above it all?
Behold, the art of doing nothing! A science that's been perfected by the great masters of leisure: Dr. Pete, the world's leading expert on doing nothing.
Chapter 1: The Science of Doing Nothing
Lesson 1: Identifying the Perfect Amount of Productivity Sapping.
p = 1 + (t / 2) - (e / 3)
Where p = the perfect amount of productivity sapping (in hours per day) and t = total number of tasks, e = energy spent on actual productivity
Continue to Chapter 2: The Art of Procrastination