Chapter 2 of DrPete's Guide to Absurdity is here to tell you that reason is overrated. I mean, have you ever tried to explain a good meme to a toddler? It's like trying to describe a sunset to a colorblind person.
- Take, for example, the time I tried to explain the concept of "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean" to my grandma. Let's just say she's still not talking to me.
- Or the great "is it a chicken or a duck?" debate of 2018. I mean, who needs facts when you have a strongly held opinion?
- And don't even get me started on the time I tried to explain Bitcoin to my neighbor. Let's just say I had to call in an exorcist.
As you can see, reason is a real waste of time. Which is why I'm dedicating an entire chapter to it.