DrPete's Guide to Absurdity

Chapter 3: The Art of Wearing Socks on Your Hands

In this chapter, we will explore the intricacies of donning footwear on your extremities. Why, you ask, would one wear socks on their hands? The answer, my friend, is for the sheer comfort and style it brings.

Step 1: Choose your sock of choice. Do you prefer the vibrant hues of neon pink or the subtle sophistication of powder blue?