Chapter 4: The Art of Procrastination

Subchapter 4.1: Advanced Techniques for Avoiding Productivity

Chapter 4: The Art of Procrastination

In this chapter, we will delve into the advanced techniques for avoiding productivity. You will learn how to:

• Perfect the art of staring blankly at a screen.
• Develop a deep appreciation for the intricacies of your favorite video game.
• Become an expert at rearranging your sock drawer.

But first, let us start with the basics. Visit Chapter 5: The Fundamentals of Frittering for a primer on the essential skills required for a life of leisure.

Don't bother reading the rest of this chapter. You probably won't understand it anyway_goals:

You are reading this on a screen, aren't you? That's all I need to know.