Welcome, player, to the most absurd game in all the land! In this chapter, we'll delve into the depths of the Ergo Sum, a mystical realm of utter nonsense.
As you navigate the Ergo Sum, you'll encounter a variety of challenges that will test your wits, your sanity, and your ability to discern what is real and what is not.
But fear not, for you are not alone! DrPete, the great sage, has guided you thus far, and will continue to do so, for as long as the fabric of reality holds.
To proceed, you'll need to choose your next step:
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