The Ergo Sum Game: Chapter 5, Level 3a

"The Great Cheese Fiasco"

Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity

By Dr. Pete, Esq.

Objective:

In this level, you must navigate the treacherous terrain of "Cheesy Delight" and retrieve the coveted Golden Gouda. But beware, for the cheese is guarded by the ferocious "Feta Furies"!

Map:

North of the "Feta Fjord" lies the "Chèvre Cave", a labyrinthine network of twisting tunnels and dark corners. Explore the Chèvre Cave

East of the "Mozzarella Mountains" lies the "Parmesan Plain", a seemingly endless expanse of rolling hills and verdant pastures. Survey the Parmesan Plain

South of the "Bleu Valley" lies the "Gouda Gorge", a deep and foreboding chasm that seems to stretch on forever. Descend into the Gouda Gorge

Warning:

Be careful not to slip on the "Melted Mozzarella" patch, or you'll end up in "Cheesy Limbo" – a realm from which few return.