Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity
By Dr. Pete, Esq.
In this level, you must navigate the treacherous terrain of "Cheesy Delight" and retrieve the coveted Golden Gouda. But beware, for the cheese is guarded by the ferocious "Feta Furies"!
North of the "Feta Fjord" lies the "Chèvre Cave", a labyrinthine network of twisting tunnels and dark corners. Explore the Chèvre Cave
East of the "Mozzarella Mountains" lies the "Parmesan Plain", a seemingly endless expanse of rolling hills and verdant pastures. Survey the Parmesan Plain
South of the "Bleu Valley" lies the "Gouda Gorge", a deep and foreboding chasm that seems to stretch on forever. Descend into the Gouda Gorge
Be careful not to slip on the "Melted Mozzarella" patch, or you'll end up in "Cheesy Limbo" – a realm from which few return.