Chapter One: The Art of Making a Good Impulse Decision

Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity is the go-to resource for making life's most questionable choices with confidence and panache. In this chapter, we'll explore the delicate balance between reckless abandon and calculated risk-taking.

So, you want to make a good impulse decision, huh? Well, buckle up, Buttercup! The first step is to ignore that little voice in the back of your head that says "Maybe this isn't a good idea." That's just the sound of your brain trying to be a buzzkill. Silence it with an earbud-filled afternoon of video game marathons.