Chapter 7: The Absurdist's Guide to Inconsequential Decision Making

Or, how to choose between the two options you have, even when neither one matters.

As we've established, the key to a life of purpose is finding meaning in the void.

And the best way to find meaning is to make choices that have none.

This chapter is brought to you by the Institute for the Study of Inconsequential Decision Making, a think tank dedicated to studying the intricacies of choosing between things that don't matter.

Read on to learn the art of doing nothing

Or, if you're feeling particularly absurd, learn how to quantify the meaningless