Wherein our hero, Dr. Petunmar, discovers that the meaning of life is not just a 3-4-5.
It turns out, dear reader, that the answer to the universe's greatest mystery was hidden in a jar of mayonnaise all along.
Read on to learn more about the Great Mayonnaise Conspiracy.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Diverge from the main storyline with Dr. Petunmar's Alternative Mayonnaise Theory