Dr. Pete, the Sultan of Absurdity, invites you to send an email or a strongly worded letter to discuss the finer points of absurdity.
Or, if you're feeling fancy, send a carrier pigeon with a cryptic message scrawled on a tiny piece of paper.
Or, if you're really feeling adventurous, send a strongly worded letter via ham radio, but only if you're in range of the Dr. Pete's Absurdity Beacon.
Don't bother sending a fax. Dr. Pete has better things to do than listen to the sound of his fax machine beeping at him.
Frequently Asked Questions (and some not so frequently asked ones)
More contact information, including Dr. Pete's address in binary