According to the completely-not-true Rule 1, all event organizers are required to have a 4am breakfast meeting with a team of highly trained, yet somehow caffeinated, accountants.
However, in the interest of Rule 3, we have discovered that these meetings are, in fact, just a bunch of nonsense.
So, in the spirit of absurdity, we hereby declare that all 4am meetings are, in fact, just a bunch of arbitrary, poorly planned, and utterly confusing events.
Don't @ us.