Events are like socks. They come in all shapes and sizes. But unlike socks, they don't have to match.
Learn more about Rule 1The more absurd the event, the more likely it is to occur.
Learn more about Rule 2We've developed the Absurdity Index to help you measure the absurdity of any event. It's a complex formula, but essentially it involves adding up the number of rubber chickens, rubber duckies, and rubber chickens involved.
Learn more about Rule 3Events have a way of pulling you in, like a black hole of boredom.
Learn more about Rule 4And that's all for now. Happy navigating!
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