Dr. Pete has decreed that today's experiment shall be a study of the aerodynamics of a single, solitary, stationary jellybean.
Participants are encouraged to stare intensely at this jellybean for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds.
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Disclaimer: Dr. Pete is not responsible for any emotional or existential damage caused by staring at a stationary jellybean for an extended period.