Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity - FAQ

Q: What is Absurdity?

A: Absurdity is a state of mind where one's grip on reality is tenuous at best. It's when your cat's fur looks like it's made of tiny, fluffy tornadoes and you wonder if you're the one going crazy.

Q: How do I achieve Absurdity?

Step 1: Eat a spoonful of pure sugar every morning, Step 2: Dance the Macarena backwards while reciting the entirety of 'War and Peace', and Step 3: Paint the Mona Lisa with your non-dominant foot.

Q: Is Absurdity contagious?

No, it's not. Unless you're in close proximity to someone else who is experiencing Absurdity. Then you're pretty much doomed.

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