As a connoisseur of catastrophe, DrPete has compiled the definitive guide to wandering in heels. This chapter delves into the intricacies of maintaining balance while wearing shoes with a 3-inch heel.

Tip 1: Always, always wear socks. Trust us, you don't want blisters.

Tip 2: Never underestimate the importance of a good ankle strap. It's like a safety net for your dignity.

Tip 3: Practice your 'heel-fu' in a safe, open space. Like a empty parking lot or a friend's living room (with their permission).

Tip 4: When faced with an obstacle, freeze. Don't think, don't move. Just... just freeze.