Welcome, fellow seeker of the utterly absurd! This chapter is dedicated to exploring the finer points of making a career out of utter foolishness.
Learn to harness the power of doing nothing, and do it with flair! Discover how to turn a simple task into an interminable odyssey of distraction.
Avoid eye contact with your computer screen, it's just too distracting!
Use a separate tab for cat videos, it's a productivity booster!
Claim your work is 'in progress' even when it's not.
Take long, meandering walks while 'getting inspiration'.