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Extreme Ironing Gadgets
For the Adventurous, the Insane, and the Mildly Amused

Are you tired of ironing your clothes with just any old ironing board? Do you want to take your ironing game to the next level? Look no further than Dr. Pete's Extreme Ironing Gadgets!

With our patented (in our dreams) gadgets, you'll be able to iron your clothes with reckless abandon, without the fear of burning a hole in your favorite sweater.

But wait, there's more! Our Extreme Ironing Gadgets also come with a built-in Inflatable Dancing Shoes, so you can iron your clothes while you dance the night away!

Or try one of our other Extreme Ironing Gadgets:

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use these gadgets while blindfolded, or while operating heavy machinery. Also, do not say we didn't warn you.