Welcome, fellow absurd sports enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old Olympic events? Do you want to watch something that'll make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further than the Absurdity Fart Champion of the World!
The Absurdity Fart Championship is the most prestigious tournament in the world of extreme sports. Contestants compete in events like Fart-a-thon, where the goal is to pass gas for the longest duration while performing a choreographed routine to a disco song, and Fart Javelin, where athletes use their flatulence to propel a weighted object as far as possible.
Our current champion, Balthazar McFartsworth III, holds the record for most consecutive farts held while reciting Shakespearean sonnets. He'll be competing in this year's tournament, along with other notable farters like Fartina "The Queen" Jenkins and Barry "The Farting Frenzy" Finklestein.
Want to learn more about these incredible athletes? Check out our Athlete Profiles for in-depth interviews and analysis of each competitor.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, dive into the event rules and try your hand at competing in the Absurdity Fart Championships yourself!
View the Absurdity Fart Championship Schedule