Competitor 1: The Farting Fool
Meet our first contestant in the Absurdity Fartathlon, where the goal is to see who can produce the loudest, longest-lasting, most creative fart in a 30-minute period.
Meet "Farticus Maximus", a professional gaseous entertainer from the streets of Brooklyn.
Background: Farticus has been perfecting the art of flatulence for over 10 years. He's performed at numerous underground comedy clubs, has written a book on the subject, and has even been banned from a few restaurants for his, ahem, "unique" abilities.
Strategy: Farticus plans to employ his patented "Fart-nado" technique, where he will combine a series of rapid-fire farts with a carefully crafted series of burps, all while performing a complex tap dance routine.