Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity

Unconventional Sports

Welcome, competitor 3! Congratulations on making it to the qualifying round of the Absurdity Fartathlon! You must be a true champion of absurdity.

Now that you're here, you'll need to demonstrate your skills in the art of extreme flatulence. This will involve a series of challenges that will push your limits and test your resolve.

Challenge 1: The Fart-a-Thon

In this challenge, you'll need to produce as many consecutive farts as humanly possible. Our judges will be counting, and the competitor with the most farts in 10 minutes will win.

Good luck!

Or, you know, don't. You might just want to quit and go home and take a nap.

We won't judge you, but we'll definitely time you, and count your farts.

Challenge 2: The Synchronized Farting

In this challenge, you'll need to synchronize your farts with a pre-recorded audio track. It's harder than it sounds, trust us.

Challenge 3: The Fart-a-Tron 3000

In this challenge, you'll need to operate a complex machine that requires a steady supply of farts to power it. It's like a real-time fart-fueled engine, but, you know, more complicated.