Rule 1: The Fart must be of an Unusual Color. No plain old beige or off-white farts allowed.
Rule 2: The Fart must be accompanied by an Unusual Sound Effect. Harmonica, didgeridoo, or a kazoo are acceptable.
Rule 3: The Fart must be Performed in front of a live studio audience. No recording, no excuses!
Rule 4: The Fart must be accompanied by a Fanciful Dance Move. The "Fart-a-Tron" is a popular choice.
Rule 5: The Fart must be Judged by at least three impartial Fart Critics. No relatives, no friends, no accountants!
Rule 6: The Fart must be Consumed by a Fart-Infested Audience. A crowd of at least 500 farts is required.
Rule 7: The Fart must be Documented by a Fart-ographic Camera. No smartphone pics allowed!
Rule 8: The Fart must be Certified by a Fart-ificating Authority. The Fart-ificating Council of Farts (FCF) is the only acceptable certifying body.
Meet the Judges of the Absurdity Fartathlon
Judging Criteria for the Fartathlon Judges