Leaderboard: Absurdity Fartathlon

Balthazar McSnazz

Fart count: 427

Fart distance: 12.5 miles (record)

Zorvath the Fartmaster

Fart count: 351

Fart distance: 8.2 miles (sprint)

Professor Pootenheimer

Fart count: 219

Fart distance: 4.2 miles (marathon)