The Absurdity Fartathlon: Where Gases Reign Supreme

Welcome, gaseous enthusiasts, to the most absurd sporting event on the planet! The Absurdity Fartathlon is a competition where the art of flatulence takes center stage.

Here's a rundown of the rules:

• Contestants must produce a minimum of 5 consecutive farts in under 10 seconds to be eligible for the next round.
• Judges will award points based on sound, odor, and sheer volume.
• Any competitor caught wearing a gas mask or using a rectal pacemaker will be disqualified.

Want to learn more about our illustrious judges? Click here to see their impressive credentials.

Or, if you're feeling particularly gassy, head to Competitors to see our talented lineup of flatulence masters.