Warning: Do not attempt to participate in the Absurdity Fartathlon without proper training and a strong stomach. The rules are simple: the contestant with the loudest, most unpredictable, and most strategically-placed fart wins.
But it's not just about the fart, it's about the style. The finesse. The sheer, unadulterated audacity of the farter.
Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity is proud to present the AbsurdityFartathlon, where the art of farts is taken to new heights (and depths).
Want to learn more? Check out our Fartathlon Rules page for all the juicy details.