Event Rules - Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity

Welcome, absurd athletes! Here are the official rules for participating in our unconventional sports events.

Rule 1 Participants must wear a tutu and a pair of roller skates to every event.

Rule 2 Each event will be held on a trampoline, because why not?

Rule 3 Points will be awarded based on the number of times an athlete's tutu gets tangled in the trampoline.