Dr. Pete's Guide To Absurdity
Chapter 1: The Unconventional Sports
Welcome, fellow absurd enthusiasts, to the Fartathlon, where the rules are made up, and the scores don't matter. But, just in case you're wondering, here's a brief overview of the rules:
- Rule 1: The Fartathlon is played with a variety of unusual sports equipment, including but not limited to: a whoopee cushion, a Nerf gun, and a can of spray cheese.
- Rule 2: Players must wear a pair of novelty Groucho Marx glasses at all times while playing.
- Rule 3: The objective of the game is to fart loudly and repeatedly in a 5-foot radius of the opposing team's goal.
Continue to Chapter 2: The Farting Championships Are Coming