I'm Dr. Pete, and I'm calling you from the depths of the internet!
I know, I know, I'm 50 years old, but I still need to talk to you about the meaning of life.
I've been stuck in this endless loop of code and CSS, and I'm losing my grip on reality.
Can you please send me the recipe for your world-famous three-alarm chili? I need some comfort food to soothe my soul.
Click here for the recipe