Dr. Pete's Terms of Service

By accessing this website, you agree to the following terms:

1. You agree to surrender all rights to Dr. Pete, Esq. for the purposes of this website, including but not limited to: your soul, your firstborn, and your lunch money.
2. You understand that "Dr. Pete" is a fictional character and may or may not be a real doctor, lawyer, or anything in between.
3. You are not allowed to use the website for any purpose other than browsing, unless explicitly permitted by Dr. Pete, Esq. in writing, which will probably never happen.

Hyperlinks and Subterms:

• Disclaimer - Because, let's be real, you didn't read this.
• Privacy Policy - We're not actually tracking you, but just in case we are, don't worry about it.

By continuing to use this website, you agree to these terms. If you don't, well, you're not really doing much of anything, are you?

Dr. Pete, Esq.,
Chief Lawyer, Chief Everything-Else