1. The Cheese is Watching You

A groundbreaking theory that has been met with both fascination and terror. It goes like this: the cheese is not just a dairy product, but a sentient being that has been observing humanity for centuries.

Some of the key points of this theory include:

• The inexplicable feeling of unease when you're alone with a block of cheddar.
• The uncanny ability of feta to predict your every move.
• The suspiciously high production of gouda in the Dutch countryside.

Dr. Pete's Theories is dedicated to exploring and debunking the truth behind this phenomenon. Stay tuned for more updates and revelations!